My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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