last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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