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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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