Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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