I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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