garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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