Whod you bang
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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