Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You pole danced in your parka.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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