no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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