She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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