I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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