Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
