I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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