How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
