last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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