Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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