I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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