Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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