I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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