i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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