Whod you bang
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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