Swine flu. Run for my life!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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