Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
