He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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