now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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