Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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