So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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