Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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