yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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