OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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