Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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