im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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