Christians are straight up FREAKS
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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