no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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