i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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