Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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