We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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