I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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