then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Randomize
