hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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