I must be too annoying 4 u.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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