if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
how drunk are you?
Several
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Randomize
