all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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