Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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