I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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