Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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