what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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