I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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