i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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