get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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