What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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