I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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