I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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