We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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