Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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